Spent most of this week in San Diego with Melissa’s family, trying not to read emails all day. I commit a few hours to it at night, and I am steadily working my way through a hundred or so at … Continue reading
Some selections from my mailbag: My question is what’s the point? Has nothing to do with gum except raising the price because they’re sending Matt all over the world for no particular reason. What’s it have to do with Gum? … Continue reading
If you’d prefer not to be subjected to a visual of my revolting condition, skip this post. Don’t scroll down. Just close the browser or click on something else. Went to lunch with my handlers after the Austin morning show. … Continue reading
I’m in Austin for a local talk show. This is the start of a mini media tour for my sponsor. As it happened, my hotel is right next to the Congress ave bridge. I insisted that Wendy, my PR handler, … Continue reading
This is a place for comments on the 2008 dancing video. I read all this stuff and I enjoy hearing what you have to say. If you have any questions, I try to answer them in the FAQ. It’s terribly … Continue reading
This is a place where people who danced in the video can put their comments. Let us know where you are, what you’re wearing, that sort of thing. Is someone standing in front of you and hogging all the attention? … Continue reading
Here’s the first frame of the new video. It features a goat on a motorcycle. You can watch the video a dozen times and never notice that it begins with a goat on a motorcycle. And yet there it is, … Continue reading
The video is all but done. Just tweaking colors and audio mix at this point. On Monday I showed it at YouTube’s main office. They invited me to come speak there a while back and I took them up on … Continue reading
Actually, it’s a time-coded, sequential map of the new video, displayed at an irritatingly low resolution. This helps me figure out where each clip feels like it fits into the flow. It’s a mixture of color, energy, and geography, among … Continue reading
Matt, You’re an idiot! Once again an arrogant American steps up to show the rest of the world that we have no respect or understanding of other countries or cultures. I have spent the last 25 years of my life … Continue reading
