For the second time in a year, I am dropped in this shark tank for your amusement. Went wandering through the Dubai Mall and happened upon this Sega arcade/theme park that has me dancing on an endless loop outside the entrance. … Continue reading
Posts from UAE
Was startled by this Visa ad looping on the wall during my layover in Abu Dhabi. I shot it several years ago and had never actually seen it before.
Lacking a degree or any marketable skill, I am forced to take work wherever I can find it.
Emirates business class en route to Dubai on the new Airbus A380. This is the open bar in the back of the upper deck, in case the mini-bar at your seat is insufficient. My passionate love/hate of Dubai is saddled … Continue reading
Walked the 3.5 mile length of the Palm man-made island in Dubai. Least possible place I have ever been. Nothing can be that big. The whole thing is obscene. The 20 or so residential towers that line the trunk of the … Continue reading
New low point in my life: succumbing to food poisoning on the runway in Karachi and hwarfing all over my clothes…and my iPad…5 times. Got loads of fun looks from the other passengers. They moved me to the back of … Continue reading
Flew out from Dubai this morning with a perfect view of the unreal Palm islands. Stealing someone else's photo off the web… Literally, they are unreal, if the term can include that which is entirely man-made. Looking down on … Continue reading
"Hi Matt, I represent a large adult video company and we would be interested in featuring you and your wife having sex in various locations around the world, similar to your current videos. Details are sketchy at the moment but … Continue reading