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I am not the guy in the video. Just had to get that off my chest. I mean yes, that’s me up there. There’s no internet imposter scandal. But people do not smile when I walk by. I don’t create … Continue reading →

Here is a place to leave comments about the dancing video. Be gentle. And yes, the site is a bit disheveled at the moment. It will get increasingly sheveled in the coming days. We are sheveling as fast as we … Continue reading →

I just stopped into a 7-11 on Magnolia to service my growing taquito dependency. A handlebar-mustached vagrant stopped me on my way out to inform me of the precise date and location of Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. When I smiled in … Continue reading →

It’s a small irony that I’ve been stuck in a room for the last three days mucking around with images of myself wandering the planet. And I find myself asking: Who is that lucky jerk? How do I get HIS … Continue reading →

I’m home. Got eight days to edit the video and sort out the music for the June 21st release. But a few things had to come first.

Okay, first off, Vince Vaughn really is about 73 feet tall. He’s both tall and famous simultaneously. It’s unheard of. Wake-up call at 5:15.  Fell back asleep until quarter to. Another half hour and I’m in the car on the … Continue reading →

Just got the confirmation. Good Morning America on ABC, tomorrow between 7:30 and 8:30am, same time on both coasts. The plan, I think/hope, is that I’ll be dancing (badly) live in Times Square beneath their super-humongous TV screen. There will … Continue reading →