A toast I learned from a guy in a kilt over a plate of Wee Haggis with a shot of Deanston Scotch in my hand at a pub called Dirty Dick's: "Here's tae usAnd wah's like usThere's gie fewAnd they're … Continue reading
Posts from United Kingdom
Performing on stage at the Royal Shakespeare Theater. I aint doing Macbeth, though.
My second-favorite novelist, after the great Anusleak Fartwhistle.
I’m on a brief layover in London. As is my habit, I am ranting mid-journey on my way to Istanbul. I’m a huge fan of London. It’s one of my favorite places to visit. Fantastic mix of cultures. Some of … Continue reading
I’m on a transoceanic jump from London to New York; the 75th and penultimate flight of my trip. Virgin. Business class. The flight was provided by my kind benefactors to get me into town a day earlier than originally planned. … Continue reading
So I’m on my way to Africa. I woke up at 5 this morning with a lot of things to do. I left Melissa’s place in Seattle and raced across the bridge to clear out the remnants of my erstwhile … Continue reading